Say something about gay babies.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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