omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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