My friends, they love my intelligence
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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