We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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