maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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