So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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