So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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