after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
