The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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