Only a mothe r could love this liver
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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