Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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