Dual....:-)
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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