My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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