how can u be prego again
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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