I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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