Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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