I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
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i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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