i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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I want her autograph on my taint
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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