I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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