there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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