It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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