idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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