You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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