Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Well I just put wine in my tea
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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