I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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