I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
So. Much. Porn.
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