so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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