i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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