what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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