I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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