problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I think a kid would responsible me up
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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