New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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