Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I party with great urgency now.
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