either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You are a genius and a whore.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
