I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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