note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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