It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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