What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
