counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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