if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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