I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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