Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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