i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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