I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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