I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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