I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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