also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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