Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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