Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
im holly from the hills drunk
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The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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