Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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