shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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