just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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