I hate your face
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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