Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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