i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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